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BULLETIN
TO THE RIGHT IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF JOEL BASS, THOUGHTCRIMINAL. REMEMBER THIS FACE. IF YOU SEE IT AGAIN, YOU MUST NOTIFY THINKPOL IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TAKE HIM INTO YOUR HOME. DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE TELLS YOU. HE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, AND MAY ATTEMPT TO INFECT YOU WITH CRIMETHINK.
OCEANIA NEWS
ON THIS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1984
THIS MORNING, MINIPLENTY ANNOUNED VICTORY IN THE BATTLE FOR PRODUCTION. RETURNS NOW COMPLETED OF THE OUTPUT OF ALL THE CLASSES OF CONSUMPTION GOODS SHOW THAT THE STANDARD OF LIVING HAS RISEN BY NO LESS THAN TWENTY PERCENT OVER THE PAST YEAR. ALL OVER OCEANIA THIS MORNING THERE WERE IRREPRESSIBLE SPONTANEOUS DEMONSTRATIONS WHEN WORKERS MARCHED OUT OF FACTORIES AND OFFICES AND PARADED THROUGH THE STREETS WITH BANNERS VOICING THEIR GRATITUDE TO BIG BROTHER FOR THE NEW, HAPPY LIFE WHICH HIS WISE LEADERSHIP HAS BESTOWED UPON US.
Last week's winner was Mrs. Walter Simms of Victory Towers H, who collected twenty-eight hundred thousand dollars! She remembered to buy her ticket. Will you?
Eye On London
Updated every day at thirteen o'clock.
Our Fair City
WAR IS PEACE
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
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