The chubby, imperious 17-year-old visage you see in these pictures once belonged to me, Joel Bass. It's probably, hopefully, one of the most awful photos taken of me, during a lifetime of uniformly awful photos. Rather than help me collect and incinerate these photos, my "friend" Nathan Anthony has taken it upon himself to insert my face, Forrest Gump-style, into any and all kitschy historical pictures he can get his hands on.

To discourage his behavior, I have posted the complete collection here, for all to see. Surely he will feel the disapproving glare from the eyes of the world, and stop this irresponsible behavior at once.

Kinda makes you wonder what Nathan looks like, doesn't it?