Congratulations.

You've chosen the brain's left hemisphere, commonly known as the "left brain." Wise choice. Most people who choose the left brain have a good reason. You see, the left brain is said to be the seat of reason. If you're here, you probably don't have need for a lot of fancy-schmancy theatrics, the kind of smoke-and-mirrors stuff you'd probably find in the "right brain" area of the site. You know what you want. Good for you.

Below you'll find a simple, straightforward list of the various webpages contained on the Crunchy Gods site. It's organized hierarchically, with the most practical, no-nonsense pages at the top, so as to conserve your valuable time.

  1. Edward Eden Denton Delong for Governor
  2. Linky Linky
  3. Much Ado About Joel Bass
  4. Favorites
  5. The Bookshelf
  6. Walnut, Illinois
  7. The Weirdo Pages
  8. Orwellian Fun Page
  9. Words My Stomach Can Say
  10. Unsexy Thoughts
Enjoy.

Sincerely,

Joel Bass